“The only source of knowledge is experience.” –Albert Einstein
I sit in class and hear the unsure tittering of my classmates in response to the esoteric allusions to John Cage’s 4’33”, “Bartleby the Scrivener”, and The Lady from Shanghai. There is considerably less waving of the hands, shouting “Pick me! Pick me! I know the answer Mr. Prichard!” We sit in silence, and every once in a while—after severe awkwardness—someone will posit a theory, a theory so ambiguous and well, theoretical, that it circumnavigates all scrutiny due to its pure unintelligibility. Anything goes when you sound smart.
The more books you’ve read, the more names of artists you’ve memorized, the more you feign aficion for Tom Waits or Guilluame de Machaut, the better your professors will love you.
Memorizing works and quotes and formulas invented by others is only one aspect of becoming a seasoned intellectual. Limitless and instantaneous access to information via the internet, radio, television, print, cell-phone, texting—pick your poison—has made fools of us. An illusion of “knowing” has plagued newer generations of students identifying with high culture. Alternate forms of communication are handicapping people. A mass social retardation is taking place as we retreat into our plush and secure microcosms. State parks are shutting down as Guitar Hero morphs into its newer version Myspace, a place where you don’t have to face your fears i.e. respond immediately to communication, is literally retarding—slowing down—the development of social skills.
How many friends do you have? Does your relationship mainly consist of texting and trading myspace/facebook comments? Do you dislike talking on the phone? When is the last time you hung out with your friends? Did you drink? Did you alter your state of mind to allay the fear and implications of having organic human interaction? Do people look at you in the eyes during conversation? Do you find your friends to be rather flaky assholes who can’t commit to Friday night?
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